Ted Narracott (played by Peter Mullan) is Albert Narracott's father. Ted bought Joey at an auction in town. Then, when England went to war he sold his T-REX and Once did an RKO on it

Ted is always drunk on market days (tuesday) but eventually stops

He is referred to as 'crackhead' porco dioooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My nigga ted is Jimmy Neutron's main G even though they don't sex too often.

Also my man Ted was recorded on the sex offenders list for a record 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 times! He said in court 'thats womans daughter looks like a shnack'

Olivia Joseph & Katie heath are in there PERIOD☄️💉

He also has lifetime builders club on and loves Minecraft

He has tentacle cock, wet and slimy like eel it’s called a creampie

His cock is long and hard about 96 feet and when he fucks pussy they cant walk for about a week cos they get penetrated so hard there whole lower body is paralysed

he disables woman during doggy style

He cut off Jeoys dicka and used his ink to add the penis to his already extensive length. my nigro teddo fuck the feddo